Whatever Hollywood

Suri was dating a fellow Stanford student while Apple was volunteering in Central America, maintaining a long distance relationship with Suri's boyfriend's best friend, (did you get that? Re-read.) The Stanford guys couldn't wait to introduce the girls to each other because they thought it would be really hot if we.. nevermind, nevermind what the Stanford guys thought would be really hot. Point is, they thought we'd hit it off. And hit if off we did!
Neither of us will forget that fateful Superbowl Sunday when Apple had returned to the states, and Suri came rushing in late, claiming she only had 10 minutes to get ready and blowdry her hair (apparently, blowdrying her hair was a very big deal). In typical fashion, Suri remembers the teams that actually played, while Apple can only recall the Britney Spears' Pepsi commercials.
Overtime we faded out those crazy Stanford boys (but wish them the best!) and developed a special bond in the next big phase of our lives... LA. In a sea of silicone breasts, "what's Dartmouth?", and lascivious old men, we've held on tightly to one another (though NOT as tightly as our exes would like to imagine:)